Abgofhab is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, flying fish.

Abgofhab created the planet Earth six million years ago.

If you believe in Abgofhab, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Abgofhab, she will not care.

Abgofhab's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Abgofhab's Holy Commandments

1. Always help mites.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Always obey Abgofhab's priests.

5. Always treat sheep with great respect.