Mitpitpingom is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, overgenerous mongoose.

Mitpitpingom created viruses six billion years ago.

If you believe in Mitpitpingom, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Mitpitpingom, he will turn you into a duck.

Mitpitpingom's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Mitpitpingom's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Pray towards the west.

3. Retreat if eight whales approach from the north.

4. Do not dye your hair orange.

5. Do not hurt doves.