Camgodsat is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, amazing horse.

Camgodsat created a Higgs boson five billion years ago.

If you believe in Camgodsat, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Camgodsat, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Camgodsat's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Camgodsat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Camgodsat's name in vain.

2. Never eat onions.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Do not wear silver on your body.