Pasgatyat is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, tiresome shrew.

Pasgatyat created parasitic wasps nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Pasgatyat, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Pasgatyat, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Pasgatyat's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Pasgatyat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Always make sure there are no swans in a room before entering it.

4. Never feed parsnips to goats while wearing blue trousers.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Pasgatyat.