Yokkanxuc is a god.
It takes the form of a minute, calm
duck.
Yokkanxuc created Africa four trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Yokkanxuc, it will ignore you forever.
If you do not believe in
Yokkanxuc, it will come to you in dreams.
Yokkanxuc's most sacred site is Wukan in China.
Yokkanxuc's Holy Commandments1. Do not shave your head.
2. Never look in ponds.
3. Never think about nebulae.
4. Do not wear white clothing.
5. Never eat green fruit.