Yokkanxuc is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, calm duck.

Yokkanxuc created Africa four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yokkanxuc, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Yokkanxuc, it will come to you in dreams.

Yokkanxuc's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Yokkanxuc's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your head.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never think about nebulae.

4. Do not wear white clothing.

5. Never eat green fruit.