Ratyikquill is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, vain hummingbird.

Ratyikquill created a strange quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Ratyikquill, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Ratyikquill, he will curse you with boils.

Ratyikquill's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Ratyikquill's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not shave your back.

3. Never wear yellow shirts.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never look at black holes.