Tommum is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, strong lizard.

Tommum created the Virgo Supercluster eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tommum, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Tommum, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Tommum's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Tommum's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit in the presence of whales.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Tommum loves monkeys, so they must be honoured.

4. Hide from green sharks for they are unholy.

5. Never talk about gravity.