Nullbottif is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, confident yak.

Nullbottif created parasitic wasps three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nullbottif, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Nullbottif, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Nullbottif's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Nullbottif's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Nullbottif.

2. You must pray to Nullbottif four times a day.

3. Never paint your feet fawn.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Always help whales.