Davfedfed is a god.
She takes the form of a planet-sized, boastful
cobra.
Davfedfed created a bottom quark four years ago.
If you believe in
Davfedfed, she will give you a free planet.
If you do not believe in
Davfedfed, she will make you grow a tail.
Davfedfed's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.
Davfedfed's Holy Commandments1. Always pray immersed in water.
2. Never write about the weak nuclear force.
3. Do not listen to music.
4. Never talk about fire.
5. Do not shave your legs.