Tettijipmif is a god.
It takes the form of a slim, vain
weasel.
Tettijipmif created humankind five million years ago.
If you believe in
Tettijipmif, it will be very happy.
If you do not believe in
Tettijipmif, it will not care at all.
Tettijipmif's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.
Tettijipmif's Holy Commandments1. Never laugh near monkeys.
2. Do not wear blue clothing.
3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.
4. Never eat rice.
5. Tettijipmif must be the most important thing in your life.