Likmiglak is a god.
He takes the form of a very fat, generous
troll.
Likmiglak created the Tadpole Galaxy five trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Likmiglak, he will look after you all your life.
If you do not believe in
Likmiglak, he will have a low opinion of you.
Likmiglak's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.
Likmiglak's Holy Commandments1. Always take life seriously.
2. Do not drink water in red rooms.
3. Never hurt nematodes.
4. Do not dye your hair violet.
5. Do not covet oxen.