Gamyarlpod is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, witless chinchilla.

Gamyarlpod created the planet Jupiter eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Gamyarlpod, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Gamyarlpod, he will turn you into a sheep.

Gamyarlpod's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Gamyarlpod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about nuts.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

4. Gamyarlpod must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Gamyarlpod loves goats, so they must be honoured.