Megbomfedtafbon is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, unthoughtful hedgehog.

Megbomfedtafbon created dark energy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Megbomfedtafbon, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Megbomfedtafbon, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Megbomfedtafbon's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Megbomfedtafbon's Holy Commandments

1. Never run in the presence of otters.

2. Always help whales.

3. Always help rats in need.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Never think about gravity.