Homhitfet is a god.
He takes the form of a corpulent, irritating
armadillo.
Homhitfet created vertebrates eight thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Homhitfet, he will celebrate by creating some universes.
If you do not believe in
Homhitfet, he will turn you into a small brown duck.
Homhitfet's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.
Homhitfet's Holy Commandments1. Never play with disobedient children.
2. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.
3. Do not cook food in pots.
4. Feed all hungry ants.
5. Do not commit murder.