Homhitfet is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, irritating armadillo.

Homhitfet created vertebrates eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Homhitfet, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Homhitfet, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Homhitfet's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Homhitfet's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Feed all hungry ants.

5. Do not commit murder.