Tagflowtail is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, blissful dragonfly.

Tagflowtail created the world five million years ago.

If you believe in Tagflowtail, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Tagflowtail, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Tagflowtail's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Tagflowtail's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Do not speak about onions.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never mention nematodes.

5. Do not stand on grass.