Daprulsad Butlargsan is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, boastful bee.

Daprulsad Butlargsan created humanity six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Daprulsad Butlargsan, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Daprulsad Butlargsan, he will be mildly annoyed.

Daprulsad Butlargsan's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Daprulsad Butlargsan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt cats.

2. Never sit in holy places.

3. Never wear orange shirts.

4. Always treat mites with great respect.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.