Lipkomnat is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, selfish dolphin.

Lipkomnat created the planet Earth three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lipkomnat, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Lipkomnat, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Lipkomnat's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Lipkomnat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear gold on your body.

2. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Lipkomnat.

4. Do not jump in public.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate snails.