Dagcimlist is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, prudent cow.

Dagcimlist created a charm quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Dagcimlist, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Dagcimlist, she will curse you with boils.

Dagcimlist's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Dagcimlist's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Run away if four moths approach from the west.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Erect three zinc sculptures of Dagcimlist on top of important buildings.

5. Do not trade with those who eat parsnips.