Gabfarn is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, calm hare.

Gabfarn created snails two million years ago.

If you believe in Gabfarn, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Gabfarn, it will send you a sign.

Gabfarn's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Gabfarn's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Do not kill grasshopers.

3. Never bounce in the presence of sheep.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Run away from green tortoises, for they are unholy.