Larpzignig Narmigfonyog Mabfab is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, unthoughtful human.

Larpzignig Narmigfonyog Mabfab created humankind five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Larpzignig Narmigfonyog Mabfab, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Larpzignig Narmigfonyog Mabfab, she will destroy your favourite star.

Larpzignig Narmigfonyog Mabfab's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Larpzignig Narmigfonyog Mabfab's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Never hurt monkeys.

3. Never feed cucumbers to horses while wearing red corsets.

4. Do not hurt turtles.

5. Always look after injured moths.