Labsashubhonbat is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, awesome gorilla.

Labsashubhonbat created dark matter seven million years ago.

If you believe in Labsashubhonbat, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Labsashubhonbat, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Labsashubhonbat's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Labsashubhonbat's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Labsashubhonbat.

3. Worship no other gods but Labsashubhonbat.

4. Do not shave your feet.

5. Do not speak about carrots.