Lagxuctit is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, capable elephant.

Lagxuctit created light three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lagxuctit, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Lagxuctit, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Lagxuctit's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Lagxuctit's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Do not hurt swans.

4. Lagxuctit loves turtles, so they must be respected.

5. Never eat bark.