Konsasbad Bissmotsog is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, all-knowing spider.

Konsasbad Bissmotsog created the Large Magellanic Cloud seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Konsasbad Bissmotsog, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Konsasbad Bissmotsog, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Konsasbad Bissmotsog's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Konsasbad Bissmotsog's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Foxes are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Erect a large lead sculpture of Konsasbad Bissmotsog on top of all buildings.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.