Narllatfob is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, omnipotent clam.

Narllatfob created the Black Eye Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Narllatfob, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Narllatfob, it will turn you into a snail.

Narllatfob's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Narllatfob's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.

2. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Swans are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never eat melons.