Talnanwitrap is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, cheerful ferret.

Talnanwitrap created the planet Mars nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Talnanwitrap, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Talnanwitrap, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Talnanwitrap's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Talnanwitrap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair turquoise.

2. Always make sure there are no frogs in a building before entering it.

3. Never think about comets.

4. Never paint your chest red.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.