Gessnartarf is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, moody eagle.

Gessnartarf created the Large Magellanic Cloud two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gessnartarf, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Gessnartarf, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Gessnartarf's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Gessnartarf's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the east.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate dolphins.

3. Always obey Gessnartarf's priests.

4. Sharks are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never hurt otters.