Dunluncet Artlunrulyarl is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, staggering naga.

Dunluncet Artlunrulyarl created the Sun three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dunluncet Artlunrulyarl, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Dunluncet Artlunrulyarl, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Dunluncet Artlunrulyarl's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Dunluncet Artlunrulyarl's Holy Commandments

1. Dunluncet Artlunrulyarl must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Never run in the presence of cats.

3. Never paint your chest cyan.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Always take life seriously.