Sughamyakkadmanbanlistlip is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, merciless whale.

Sughamyakkadmanbanlistlip created the Sun eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sughamyakkadmanbanlistlip, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Sughamyakkadmanbanlistlip, she will destroy your favourite star.

Sughamyakkadmanbanlistlip's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Sughamyakkadmanbanlistlip's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Do not trade with those who eat peas.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate nematodes.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate sharks.