Narbassbiss is a god.

She takes the form of a small, tranquil shrew.

Narbassbiss created the Andromeda Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Narbassbiss, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Narbassbiss, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Narbassbiss' most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Narbassbiss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear gray clothing.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Run away if six turtles approach from the south.

5. Never wear purple jumpers.