Bastzakjam is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, self-confident capybara.

Bastzakjam created the Large Magellanic Cloud nine million years ago.

If you believe in Bastzakjam, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Bastzakjam, she will send you a sign.

Bastzakjam's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Bastzakjam's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick tortoises.

2. You must love Bastzakjam.

3. Erect a large copper sculpture of Bastzakjam on top of all buildings.

4. Never go into purple rooms.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.