Jatranhas is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, temperamental scorpion.

Jatranhas created silver four years ago.

If you believe in Jatranhas, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Jatranhas, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Jatranhas' most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Jatranhas' Holy Commandments

1. Put Jatranhas first in all things.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Never write about cell theory.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Always help grasshopers in need.