Budtigkip Lognuttcap is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, unsympathetic dragonfly.

Budtigkip Lognuttcap created Mount Everest four billion years ago.

If you believe in Budtigkip Lognuttcap, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Budtigkip Lognuttcap, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Budtigkip Lognuttcap's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Budtigkip Lognuttcap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill rats.

2. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Never think about black holes.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Never wear yellow skirts.