Homlim is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, confident narwhal.

Homlim created bats nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Homlim, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Homlim, he will turn you into a sheep.

Homlim's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Homlim's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt doves.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Homlim.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Never sit in the presence of moths.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate gulls.