Dubhunomin is a god.

He takes the form of a small, emotional raccoon.

Dubhunomin created energy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Dubhunomin, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Dubhunomin, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Dubhunomin's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Dubhunomin's Holy Commandments

1. Dubhunomin loves geese, so they must be honoured.

2. Never feed cherries to snakes while wearing turquoise dresses.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Always help tapirs in need.

5. Do not shave your chest.