Hinpodhunciddambon is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, boastful gnu.

Hinpodhunciddambon created the planet Earth eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hinpodhunciddambon, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Hinpodhunciddambon, it will remove you from existence.

Hinpodhunciddambon's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Hinpodhunciddambon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Hinpodhunciddambon loves foxes, so they must be respected.

5. Always make sure there are no horses in a building before entering it.