Watkontun is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, sapient finch.

Watkontun created the Sun eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Watkontun, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Watkontun, he will turn you into a plant.

Watkontun's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Watkontun's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt aardvarks.

2. Do not kill pigs.

3. Erect a large gold sculpture of Watkontun on top of all buildings.

4. Always look after injured snails.

5. Never talk about birds.