Cephamgombud Govbissing is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, emotional snake.

Cephamgombud Govbissing created a down quark eight million years ago.

If you believe in Cephamgombud Govbissing, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Cephamgombud Govbissing, she will be very sad.

Cephamgombud Govbissing's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Cephamgombud Govbissing's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh in the presence of badgers.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Put Cephamgombud Govbissing first in all things.

4. Never paint your head brown.

5. Do not commit murder.