Ingsagnill is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, loving wombat.

Ingsagnill created humankind four years ago.

If you believe in Ingsagnill, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Ingsagnill, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Ingsagnill's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Ingsagnill's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Ingsagnill.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Hide if five doves approach from the south.

5. Never pour water over plants.