Rowapp is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, vain capybara.

Rowapp created the Cigar Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Rowapp, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Rowapp, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Rowapp's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Rowapp's Holy Commandments

1. Rowapp loves badgers, so they must be honoured.

2. Never laugh in holy places.

3. Never jump in the presence of porpoises.

4. Feed all hungry great tits.

5. Always obey Rowapp's priests.