Bedarmfom is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, loving lion.

Bedarmfom created an atom nine million years ago.

If you believe in Bedarmfom, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Bedarmfom, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Bedarmfom's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Bedarmfom's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if seven porpoises approach from the west.

2. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bedarmfom.

4. Never talk about goats.

5. Never sit in the presence of foxes.