Tin is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, pitiless wombat.

Tin created water eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Tin, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Tin, she will turn you into a mole.

Tin's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Tin's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no goats in a room before entering it.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Do not wear blue clothing.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Never talk about fire.