Tapbestspag is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, blissful yak.

Tapbestspag created silver six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tapbestspag, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Tapbestspag, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Tapbestspag's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Tapbestspag's Holy Commandments

1. Erect six zinc sculptures of Tapbestspag on top of important buildings.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Run away if seven hamsters approach from the west.

4. Never paint your neck orange.

5. Never talk about pigs.