Rutfitvig is a god.

He takes the form of a small, deceitful guinea pig.

Rutfitvig created a bottom quark five billion years ago.

If you believe in Rutfitvig, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Rutfitvig, he will turn you into a mole.

Rutfitvig's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Rutfitvig's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Rutfitvig six times a day.

2. Never write about comets.

3. Do not eat lentils.

4. Never think about moons.

5. Feed all hungry seals.