Abbotpit is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, moody cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Abbotpit created the planet Mars four billion years ago.

If you believe in Abbotpit, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Abbotpit, she will not invite you to parties.

Abbotpit's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Abbotpit's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip in the presence of gulls.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Retreat if six seals approach from the east.

4. Moths are not to be trusted.

5. Do not speak about cucumbers.