Farkikvid is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, emotional weasel.

Farkikvid created the Cigar Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Farkikvid, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Farkikvid, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Farkikvid's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Farkikvid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair violet.

2. Hide if five monkeys approach from the west.

3. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Farkikvid loves mice, so they must be respected.

5. Never laugh in the presence of cats.