Bogflamdud is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, unthoughtful elephant.

Bogflamdud created an atom three million years ago.

If you believe in Bogflamdud, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Bogflamdud, she will make you grow a tail.

Bogflamdud's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Bogflamdud's Holy Commandments

1. Bogflamdud must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Worship no other gods but Bogflamdud.

3. Never wear ear rings.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.