Tagtip is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, egotistical tortoise.

Tagtip created humanity seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tagtip, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Tagtip, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Tagtip's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Tagtip's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about planets.

2. Never write about gravity.

3. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

4. Do not dye your hair turquoise.

5. Always pray immersed in water.