Targingtab is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, benevolent hare.

Targingtab created the planet Venus six billion years ago.

If you believe in Targingtab, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Targingtab, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Targingtab's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Targingtab's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce near badgers.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Never think about black holes.

4. Never think ill of sick hamsters.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.