Gignelkengunlig is a god.
It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, witty
dingo.
Gignelkengunlig created energy five quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Gignelkengunlig, it will be shocked.
If you do not believe in
Gignelkengunlig, it will ignore you.
Gignelkengunlig's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.
Gignelkengunlig's Holy Commandments1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gignelkengunlig.
2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.
3. Feed all hungry dogs.
4. Never talk about sharks.
5. Gignelkengunlig loves goats, so they must be respected.