Gignelkengunlig is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, witty dingo.

Gignelkengunlig created energy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gignelkengunlig, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Gignelkengunlig, it will ignore you.

Gignelkengunlig's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Gignelkengunlig's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gignelkengunlig.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Feed all hungry dogs.

4. Never talk about sharks.

5. Gignelkengunlig loves goats, so they must be respected.