Stigsakbep is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, omnipotent wasp.

Stigsakbep created a charm quark nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stigsakbep, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Stigsakbep, he will turn you into a rock.

Stigsakbep's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Stigsakbep's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about gravity.

2. Do not kill tortoises.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate aardvarks.

4. Always look after injured porpoises.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.